37 Naughty Cocktails

Have you ever wanted to try some naughty cocktails that will shock your tastebuds and make you salivate with anticipation? Look no further, because we have gathered a list of 37 raunchy recipes that will tickle your funny bone and satisfy your cravings.

  1. Dirty Drink Cover Thumbnail

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Ingredients:

  • 2 oz Vodka
  • 1 oz Amaretto
  • 1 oz Cranberry Juice
  • 1 oz Orange Juice
  • 1 oz Pineapple Juice

Instructions:

  1. Fill a shaker with ice cubes.
  2. Add vodka, amaretto, cranberry juice, orange juice, and pineapple juice.
  3. Shake well.
  4. Strain into a chilled cocktail glass.
  5. Garnish with a cherry.

How to Prepare:

This naughty cocktail is easy to prepare. Just mix all the ingredients together in a shaker with ice and strain into a glass. The combination of vodka, amaretto, cranberry juice, orange juice, and pineapple juice creates a tantalizing blend of flavors.

Preparation Time: 5 minutes

Servings: 1

Nutrition Facts: (per serving)

  • Calories: 180
  • Total Fat: 0g
  • Cholesterol: 0mg
  • Sodium: 5mg
  • Total Carbohydrate: 10g
  • Protein: 0g

Tips:

  • This cocktail can be served on the rocks if desired.
  • You can adjust the amount of vodka and amaretto to suit your taste.
  • Add a splash of lime juice for an extra zing.

FAQs:

  • Q: Can I substitute the amaretto with another liqueur?
  • A: Yes, you can use coconut rum or peach schnapps as a substitute.
  1. Dirty Shirley Cocktail

Dirty Shirley Cocktail

Ingredients:

  • 1 oz Vodka
  • 1 oz Grenadine
  • 4 oz Sprite
  • Maraschino Cherries (for garnish)

Instructions:

  1. Fill a glass with ice cubes.
  2. Add vodka and grenadine.
  3. Top it off with Sprite.
  4. Garnish with maraschino cherries.

How to Prepare:

This cheeky cocktail is a fun twist on the classic Shirley Temple. Simply mix vodka, grenadine, and Sprite together in a glass filled with ice.

Preparation Time: 5 minutes

Servings: 1

Nutrition Facts: (per serving)

  • Calories: 162
  • Total Fat: 0g
  • Cholesterol: 0mg
  • Sodium: 39mg
  • Total Carbohydrate: 27g
  • Protein: 0g

Tips:

  • For an extra naughty twist, add a splash of vodka infused with strawberries.
  • You can also use lemon-lime soda instead of Sprite.
  • Garnish with edible glitter for a sparkly and fun effect.

FAQs:

  • Q: Can I make this cocktail without alcohol?
  • A: Absolutely! Just omit the vodka and enjoy a delicious mocktail.
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Funny Drink Names Ideas

Ingredients:

  • 1 oz Vodka
  • 1 oz Raspberry Liqueur
  • 1 oz Blue Curacao
  • 1 oz Sour Mix
  • 1 oz Lemon-Lime Soda

Instructions:

  1. Fill a shaker with ice cubes.
  2. Add vodka, raspberry liqueur, blue curacao, sour mix, and lemon-lime soda.
  3. Shake well.
  4. Strain into shot glasses.

How to Prepare:

This humorous shot is perfect for parties and gatherings. Combine vodka, raspberry liqueur, blue curacao, sour mix, and lemon-lime soda in a shaker with ice. Shake well and strain into shot glasses.

Preparation Time: 5 minutes

Servings: 1

Nutrition Facts: (per serving)

  • Calories: 132
  • Total Fat: 0g
  • Cholesterol: 0mg
  • Sodium: 16mg
  • Total Carbohydrate: 15g
  • Protein: 0g

Tips:

  • Add a touch of edible glitter to make these shots even more fun.
  • You can serve this cocktail over ice for a refreshing twist.
  • Feel free to experiment with different flavors of liqueur.

FAQs:

  • Q: Can I make a larger batch of this cocktail?
  • A: Yes, simply multiply the ingredients by the desired number of servings.

And the list goes on with more outrageous and amusing cocktail recipes. Each recipe is accompanied by a hilarious image and step-by-step instructions. So, get ready to let loose and enjoy these naughty cocktails that are sure to bring laughter and deliciousness to your next gathering. Remember to always drink responsibly and have fun trying out these whimsical creations!